Remember me? Just wondering if we are still friends. We used to have so much bonding time together, and now... not so much. What happened? Is it me? Or is it my arch-enemy... BED? I've seen you two hanging out together during what used to be "our time", and I must say that it hurts. He is no good for you. He doesn't leave you feeling energized for the rest of the day. He doesn't soothe your sanity like I do. I really think you are making a mistake. The longer we are apart, the harder it is to make things right, and get back together again. Please reconsider your choices and come back to me.
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p.s. your butt, your sanity, and your husband all agree with me. Ask them.